The Best Chain Letter Ever
Hello, my name is John Clark and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me
by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead
will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into
the next day!"
What a bunch ! of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain
letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to
10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient
being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually c ontributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances
are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your
life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied t o the ass
of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks