Dear Abby Letter from "Moody" Lady

Dear Abby:

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The

other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be

able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it

turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big

fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time

he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Illinois